Congratulations Class of 2021!

Though they spent their senior year hermetically sealed in a bubble, they lived like kings at the stately 2000 North Broad manor. And after four-ish years at Temple, 23 (Yes, twenty-three!) brothers collected a sheet of paper that may or may not help them find gainful employment.

Our 2021 Spring Graduates with Major, and Employment Prospects

Note: While graduates have been verified by the chapter, most majors and employment plans are entirely speculative.

Justin AddisonStatistics, Walmart “like-new” Undergarments, Assistant to the Assistant Manager

Jared BrownBusiness Administration, BJs Gourmet Bulk Grub Distributors, Food Shoveler

Emmanuel CastroCommerce, Communist Revolutionary

James DillardEnglish, Hustler Magazine, Proofreader

Brett FaralliSustainable Food Systems, Hatfield Meats, Slaughterhouse Supervisor

Colin GilchristTheater, ABC After-school Specials, Acting Impersonator

Patrick GlasstetterLiberal Arts, Mom’s basement, Unpaid resident

Evan HarrantsAsian Pandemic Studies, Wuhan Laboratories, Animal caretaker

Will HelbeckInteractive Game Design, Fortnite, Adult player owned by pre-teens

Trevor LewisComputer Science, General Motors, Catastrophic Collision Division

Tyrese Marquis-BelfieldForeign Service, Sex therapy receptionist

Daniel McShaneEngineering Technology, Derry Farms, Shepherd

Chris NewlinArchaeology, PennDot, Ditch digger

Noah MitchelWooden Ship Building, Below Deck, Yacht Deckhand

Chris NewlinMythology and the Occult, Vegas, Magician’s assistant

Carmen PaoneJazz Studies, Vintage Record Shop, That guy who appreciates vinyl way more than you do

Chris PelcFermentation Sciences, Random Brewing Co., Bar back

Nate PetonakNutrition, Nabisco, Processed Cheese Product Sprayer

Kyle SheahanMarketing, Universal Life Church, Digital Prophet

Mahim SidduquiMass Communications, Mongo Ubercorp, Offshore tech support

Jack TalhelmEconomics, McAdam Financial Advising, Knitcoin Division (targeting old ladies who receive social security)

Andrew TarsaSecondary Ed, Assistant Substitute Teacher, Hair gum removal specialist

Michael TangGynecology, Poon Medical Associates

Jake WolfAnimal Husbandry, Canine Therapist

Alex ZelgerPolitical Science (Fox School of Politics), Capitol Stormer